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Branding

Happy to tell you if your brand sucks, if that’s what you’re after. But let's be real — this isn’t a boutique agency. This site exists so I can point people at things I’ve built or helped shape. You want advice? Ask. You want buzzwords? Move along.

Marketing

You want to pick my brain about what works and what doesn’t? Cool. But don’t expect a funnel chart or a 90-page deck. I’ve got opinions and experience — just not the time to coddle egos or upsell services I don’t believe in.

Social Media

I loathe content mills and "authenticity" consultants, but I do know what works. If you’re tired of chasing trends and want to talk signal vs. noise, sure. Otherwise, you're probably better off asking your intern to post more hashtags.

You ask, we answer

Because I needed a place to point when people ask, “What do you do, exactly?” It’s a digital junk drawer for my projects, bands, code, events, and other proof of life.

A mix of working gigs, old experiments, and personal obsessions. Some of it’s active. Some of it’s not. All of it’s me.

Either you're curious, confused, or a little impressed. Good. Keep clicking — or don’t. There’s no sales funnel waiting at the end.